So, after my relationship being off face book for all of ten minutes, I get a message from a guy I went to middle school with that went a little something like this:
Hey Nikki, Now that you are single, Want to go on a date with me sometime?
A few problems: My name is spelled wrong (pet peeve). I haven’t seen him since 8th grade. I haven’t even thought about him since 8th grade.
… and then we have this conversation:
Middle School Acquaintance: I hope you’re feeling better though. And plus, there is not much to expect with me anyways.
Me: thanks. expect?
MSA: You’re welcome.
Yehah.
yeah*
I mean that…
Expect…
means…
I don’t bring a lot to offer.
Me: ah. I know what it means.
MSA: I am out of a job.
I live off of the government.
and I am just old and used up.
Only thing you could gauantee with me is that I would be there for you no matter what.
gaurantee*
Me: Well, you really know how to sell yourself.
MSA: Actually, I dont even know how to spell the word garauntee.
HAHA.
Yeah.
I am ver humble on the extreme side, bu tthanks for noticing.
very* but* thanks
Hope you have a great day. Whatever you’re doing…LOL
Hey, I gotta question.
You got time for a measly question?
Me: yes
i do
and im working
MSA: Ok…Coool.
work is cool.
sortof.
oh well.
here goes nothin.
Me: So, what’s the question?
MSA: Damn, I forgot what the initial question was.
Sorry.
Me: After 30 seconds?
MSA: I’ll think of it though.
Yeha.
yeah.
I have a really short attention span.
Umm…
Well here is an easy question, What is your favorite color in the rainbow.
???
Me: red
it’s my favorite color anywhere
MSA: NO really though I am thinking of a good question.
Oh sweet.
I love red too.
And yes just because you said so.
LOL
NO really though mine is blue.
Umm…
Honolulu baby where did you get those eyes.
Thats an old song.
Umm…Thinking…
I hate it when I have a super Awesome Question and I get caught up in the formalities that I forget the Question altogether.
Bummer.
Do you get to leave your workplace at the regular American lifestyle time?
Oh and by the way, that is not the Super Awesome question.
Just a simple one.
Umm…
Ok, I am really racking my brains trying to figure out what the question was.
….
He still hasn’t figured it out.
So, I should say yes. Right?